Dear 26 year old Maria-chan,

Yes, as you may have guessed, I read way too much manga. Right now I’m finishing up Kyou, Koi wo Hajimemasu (Love for beginners) on mangahere.com (sponsor (I’m asuming you’re rich and famous so)). Remember its about that old fashioned girl that cuts this guys hair and they fight, but they end up falling in love with each other. Then they have sex and blah blah blah break up like twice anyway.

My obsessions currently include Sonic the Hedgehog (patiently waiting for Sonic Boom to release later this year), Kpop (Boyfriend and SHINee), Jo Kwangmin because he’s a sexy peice of ass, Manga and Video games (Even though I’m still under that Lent Promise of not playing video games for forty days). 

Also, I’m still fat. Yeah, don’t worry we’ll work on that! But what we should work on is our future! I hope that as a 26 year old you still have the same goals as me. Remember? When you wanted to be a leader? You wanted to go to college, be wealthy,  but I mean stinking wealthy, all to fix world hunger. You wanted to make the world a less lonely place with your hugs. You wanted to show the world you loved it despite how stupid and ugly and treacherous it is. I hope you still want that. I hope you’ve grown stronger for the benefit of others. 

Please tell me you don’t have a boyfriend. Boyfriends take way too much time. I’m sure since you’re 26 that you’re still reaching for your goals and such. You don’t have to settle down yet. Wait ‘til you’re like, 40. Okay? You’ve got a lot of things to do, a lot of people to help. Don’t waste your time on one person. And if you ever feel lonely, you have me. (Yes, I know that sounds lonely as hell, but trust me it’s more powerful than anyone can think, you probably knew that already duh you’re so smart so yeah). But, I mean I guess if you DO have a boyfriend, that it isn’t all bad. Don’t feel guilty if you do. Just make sure he’s not an ass and that his name is Jo Kwangmin. Surely, if you have a boyfriend, it’s definately Jo Kwangmin. 

Also, don’t forget about your high school friends. They’re important people. Concepcion, your very good friend (her K-pop Bias= Youngmin). Shaniya, your first friend. Miguel, your friend who’s opened up to you and is somehow very in love with you (which by the way how is he doing? Stay in contact with him) and Ossiel too (you love him very much so, don’t lose contact with him either and ask how he’s doing, don’t be afraid). Jasmine, Samantha, Arshawn, Christian, Julian. They’re all people whom you used to walk with back home, remember? 

Also, I hope that at this point in your life, you’ve already gone to Norway to visit your beloved norwegians Tigger and Ali! If you haven’t then atleast start planning, gurl! 

Well, I’m going to the dentist now to get the perfect teeth that you have right now (hopefully). Wish me luck! (Can’t wait to go the La K-pop festival next saturday >_<) 

Sincerely,

16 year old Maria-chan

P.S If you’ve thrown away your pokemon cards I'mma slap you. 

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why take their rosaries??? what the fuck...

ninestepsofthor:

kropotkhristian:

comradeanacrime:

trunkyjusket:

fetus-cakes:

fattyatomicmutant:

daddyapo:

courtingcatholicism:

Hear that cracking sound in the distance? It’s my hEART BREAKING

why take their rosaries??? what the fuck does that accomplish? You’re already taking everything else from them, at least let them have god

But what about their religious freedom? No outrage from the cloistered wealthy mega churches and their team of lawyers?

so why are Christians in the US not getting into a huge snit about this??

PICTURES LIKE THIS SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED THE ENVIRONMENT TO HAPPEN

This is sickening

Abolish ICE

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/photo-booth/a-janitors-collection-of-things-confiscated-from-migrants-in-the-desert

Heres the article. Its about a janitor who took the confiscated items that were thrown away and turned it into a photography project. It says he’s keepimg them in hopes that one day theyll be housed in a museum dedicated to migration

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randomfanboy:

me around other gays and non-homophobic straight people: actually I think gay marriage is simply a band-aid solution and an empty gesture. Our real focus as a community ought to be homeless and depressed gay youth, especially trans youth.

me around homophobes

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easter-bella:

PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS!!

One of my friends has gone missing.


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her name is candida gomez. 5'2", 15, curly dyed blonde hair, birthmark above her lips, brown eyes. if you’ve seen her or know anything PLEASE contact me!! we’re so worried about her!! she was last seen in South Jersey in a suburb of Camden.


PLEASE BOOST!!

guys, please reblog this, I don’t care if you think its fake this girl can be in terrible danger. Reblog to help bring her home.

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weavemama:

I cannot stress how important it is to be intersectional about your feminism. listen to black women, listen to trans women, listen to disabled women, and please acknowledge the fact that there are different types of women who go through different types of struggles than you

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dannerzz:

i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, “wow are u wearing that to impress me” and i said, “star wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977”

Congratulations. You’re dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who I’m assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if you’re reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now I’m not saying that you’re not allowed to be scornful I’m just saying expect it and don’t be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.

why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B

Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.

Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A “TRAGIC PAST” OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DON’T GET BULLIED IT’S LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DON’T WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.

also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than it’s ever been.

To conclude

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i’m obligated to reblog the Critical Whale

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wet-monsoon:

wet-monsoon:

my friend and i were watching veggietales and there’s this scene where all of the veggies are tied up and one of them is like “this looks like a job for someone with hands” and then they all look sadly at each other for a soli d 15 seconds and i lost it

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i wasnt joking

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